Friday, November 25, 2011

Hottest Girl You Have Ever Seen! Look!

You Go Girl!! I agree!!!

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                                                       If she is the hottest girl you have ever seen click here
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Vodka + Diet Mtn Dew I LOVE YOU!


Vodka + Diet Mtn Dew
I LOVE You!!
                                                             At the mall with my brothers!!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Took this for one boy in particular.. You know who you ARE!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Paypal Alternative

Here is a review of all the "Paypal" alternatives that are adult friendly



Alertpay - www DOT alertpay DOT com. Real easy to set up. $0 set up fee 6 percent processing. They pay on time. However please note they may decide to never allow you to process wth mastercard. So you only have Visa and Amex. Two month ago they claimed that they have stopped processing adult sites "(Claimed)". It's in their new terms and conditions. I had $3221 in my account balance which I had set up for withdrawal and about $4000 per month in subscriptions. Limited until 30 days.

2. Multicards - www DOT multicards DOT com. Set up fee is $99.00. They initially had mastercard then they lost it now they only process Visa, Amex and Diners. Pay weekly after 30 day hold. 10% 6 month reserve. Charge backs will cost you a 45 Euro fine "fee." Wire fees $25.Charge backs must be below 1% or you are in trouble.

3. Cyberbillsolutions - www DOT cyberbillsolution DOT com. $0 Set up fee. 10% 6 month reserve. 12% processing. All major credit cards and checks accepted except Amex. They pay 3 times monthly after a 30 day hold. Watch your charge backs or your toast.

4 Globill DOT net - www DOT globill DOT net - 0 set up fee. 5% - 10% 6 month reserve. 3-8% processeing. They pay twice monthly after a 7 day hold. Wire tranfer fees form South Africa ($45). Only Visa and Master Card.


Monday, November 7, 2011

Free Sex To the Illiterate

                                                  I am offering FREE Sex to the Illiterate!

Improving the Taste of Cum


Follow these tips 12-24 hours before sex for best results!

For Better Taste:
Important: Drink lots of water (at least 1 liter throughout the day) to flush out bad-tasting toxins, as well as metabolized proteins (from meats and dairy products)
Sweeter: Fruit or Fruit Juice- Pineapple, cranberry, apple, melon, mango, papaya, grape, lemon
*Raw pineapple juice is better (freshly juiced), & try mixing in 1-2 TBSP of (organic) honey
Reduce bitterness: Parsley, celery, & wheatgrass (chlorophyll); cinnamon & peppermint
Men: Consider taking a zinc and selenium supplement, both are needed for healthy sperm and they can make it taste better

To Change Consistency:
Increase volume/consistency: egg whites or gelatin
Creamier: Wheat germ and omega-3 oils (e.g. fish oil)

Avoid Bad Taste:
Bitter (high sulfur content): Asparagus, cauliflower, brussels sprouts, broccoli family (e.g. cabbage, kale), garlic, onions, legumes, nuts & seeds, red meats, etc.
Bitter (Toxins): caffeine (coffee, soda), alcohol, nicotine, other drugs
Salty (Protein): Red meat (substitute chicken or turkey) and dairy products (milk & cheese)
Junk Food: Chemicals and preservatives worsen taste
Fish (some report a fishy taste)

*Finally, strong smelling semen may indicate an infection, so if your semen taste doesn't change when you change your diet, you should consider a visit to the doctor.

Super Spunk Smoothie

1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Epic eBay Fail!

This is a REAL AD on eBay RIGHT NOW!

Black Man Toy Christmas 2011

Funny as SHIT!!
                                                            Me Again

Thursday, November 3, 2011

You guys can feel free to visit My Website and tip me based on how hot you think my ass looks in this picture

My Website

Or Buy me on Fiverr.. For 5 Dollars!!

http://j.mp/FiverrBlast


Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Thats right bitches I invented something

http://www.ebay.com/itm/180749198497?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649#ht_699wt_1040

Men!

I Hate Boys!! what kind of demon spawn happened to create the male human

Play with my heart Mr. Neil Rose and you shall be sorry!!

Supposedly taking me to Italy with him
I pack my bags and wait at the airport
and I was completely stood up like a fool!
I HATE MEN!!

Maybe his wife should find out the dirty things he does to me late at night.. What do you think?

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Are you serious..

Being bullied? Just act less gay, advised teachers
My fortune Cookie said this:

Your problem just got bigger.
Think, what have you done.


I don't want to sound like a Badass but I eject my USB without removing it safely..

All these people are looking at my blog but not commenting.. wtf  Help a girl Out!!!

Bad Girl + Hot Girl = Me!

I have to tell everyone, It's so good to be me.. It just so happens Hot Girls like me get whatever they want! I am a 22yr old model who loves to make people smile..
Especially BoyS!
How can I even quantify how much extra I will get in life because I am good looking.
Ugly girls are really missing out on the hot girl hookups I get on a daily basis.
Let me tell you about my day today:
I woke up in my big bed at about 10:30am
I threw on some clothes and walked to Starbucks to see my favorite middle aged man Thomas Barlow, A smile and slow pronunciation of his name gets me my free daily coffee.
I returned back home to take a hot steamy shower creating erotic fantasies for young boys :-).
Then shopping at the mall, I want new short shorts -because my body is the first thing on guys minds and have to make sure I always show off how tight and sexy I am!
Then I hit a local bar named Daniels Pub, A few guys bought me some drinks and I left feeling very Happy, In fact one of those boys said he was an investment banker :-)So...He was blessed with the gift of my cell phone number, but If he wants to see me again he better take me shopping..
Now Back home to get online and chat with some sexy boys..Sometimes Dancing.. Sometimes Stripping.. Sometimes... Well I love Boys!! and when they show affection with $$$$ it turns me on!!
I wouldn't say I am a cam girl, but I would say I can express my sassy personality best on webcam..
Finally after I make some serious money drinking and chatting with boys all night I curl up in my bed and watch my 55" plasma TV until I fall asleep.
I challenge any of you ugly girls to have boys pay you to show yourself off on webcam!
If you are a Fun Sexy Guy between the ages of 20 and 45.. AND IF you aren't a jobless bum you can talk to me AmericasSweetNina

and IF you're not a creepy hobo then maybe we can become good friends..
Last night sucked I made like no money! I am going to have to give up this crappy biz if I cant scratch out a living, a few years ago I was making 3k a week.. now I am having trouble making 500.. If anyone can help me make money as an affiliate or something.. PLEASE HELP ME.. I am going to be homeless